You may call me Cona

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dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

pleaselovemehard:

kidsraisingkids:

I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

Fucking slammed.

THIS IS AWESOME.

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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pleatedjeans:

20 Pet Owners Who Are Doing it Right

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

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my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld)

When the lense folds in the eye

avatardedpotterhead:

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

I love how the South has the same reputation everywhere in the world

No matter what country you’re in, the South is the place with the banjos and farm animals

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

i was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow i caught her and without thinking i said ‘i think you just fell for me’ and i shit you not the entire bus applauded me 

NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on facebook 

dude, you got mad game.

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!

More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins

grumpsgame:

GUYS IM CRYING I GOOGLED MUSTACHLESS MARIO AND LOOK

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AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: MUSTACHLESS LUIGI

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(Source: grumpsgame)

thisshitfunny:

cocknurse:

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thisshitfunny:

cocknurse:

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(Source: literallysame)

The Signs learning to drive.

juzzodiac:

Aries: 

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Taurus:

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Gemini:

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Cancer:

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Leo:

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Virgo:

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Libra:

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Scorpio:

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Sagittarius:

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Capricorn:

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Aquarius:

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Pisces:

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floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

“this white boy is cute as hell..here take my number”

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I remember when I first made this post, the girl in the picture saw it and messaged me saying those were her exact thoughts

  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok