You may call me Cona

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sunsetorangepeeta:

Let’s just talk about how this is making me cry

sunsetorangepeeta:

Let’s just talk about how this is making me cry

twentysomethingvagabond:

fathappyhippo:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

twentysomethingvagabond let us know if this one is any better

I’M GONNA GO READ JANE AUSTEN AND DRINK COFFEE AND TALK ABOUT THE DECLINE OF AMERICAN CAPITALISM WHILE FEEDING THE HUNGRY. But maybe later.

twentysomethingvagabond:

fathappyhippo:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

twentysomethingvagabond let us know if this one is any better

I’M GONNA GO READ JANE AUSTEN AND DRINK COFFEE AND TALK ABOUT THE DECLINE OF AMERICAN CAPITALISM WHILE FEEDING THE HUNGRY. But maybe later.

(Source: m3lodigression)

doritofu:

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The proper way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

because it’s the proper way to eat ramen

(Source: community-channel-is-hectic)

avatardedpotterhead:

riyal:

booche:

ukehongbin:

IVE BEEN LOOKING AT THE GODZILLA CHARACTER DESIGNS WIKIPAGE

HE’S

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SO

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FUCKING

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CUTE

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AND SUDDENLY HE BECAME THIS HOT LIKE

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WHO GAVE YOU THE DAMN RIGHT TO BE SO SEXY I AM WEAK IN MY KNEES AND I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH YOUR THICK TAIL

the fuck?

 

I’m scared…???

arepeegee:

when somebody whos generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing then its probably because theyre fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time someone flips their shit because you took a piece of their food without asking or wore a piece of their clothing without permission you should probably apologise instead of saying they have a short temper or theyre too dramatic

itsstuckyinmyhead:

I want the avengers to show up to my b-day party.

photo set#13

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam)

sixpenceee:

This girl and her chicken face swap 

sixpenceee:

This girl and her chicken face swap 

thranduils-queen:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

what

thranduils-queen:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

what

blacksmokeistheanswer:

the-walking-dead-game-stuff:

<3

organised-clutter CUUURRRRRRRLEEEEEERRRRRR
irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

comedyaintpretty:

One of the best ending moments in a movie.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.